Ronaldo unveiled as the No.9

cr9We’ve all seen this before havn’t we?

Ronaldo gets given the No.9 shirt infront of 80,000 fans, Gains about 5 stone in weight, turns shit, gets a triangle in his hair for the world cup and ends up at AC Milan, before signing for a club in his home country.


  • Ash

    those few lines are priceless

  • AnnaHopn

    Ugh, I liked! So clear and positively.

  • Jim

    Turns shit? Are you retarded? Even at 60% fitness and overweight Ronaldo was one of the best strikers in the world. Now at Brazil he’s dominating again because he’s a football god up there with Maradona and Di Stefano, he scored a hat trick with skill that Cristiano still doesn’t have. EPL fans know nothing about football. There’s a world out there you know?

  • Mark

    Maybe THIS will help you.