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Our new friends over at Fitbathatba have exploded onto the football blogging scene with virals like Owen Hargreaves likes Fruit Pastilles. Here is what the chaps think about the stomach problem that has affected Darren Fletcher as of late…
(warning: not for the easily offended)
So Darren Fletcher has been banned from Manchester United’s training ground over worries that he is contagious.
Darren Fletcher is one of my favourite players who appears shit but is actually really good. See Dirk Kuyt and Peter Crouch for similar examples. Fletch missed the majority of last season with a mystery illness. He lost a lot of weight, had no energy and basically looked like a drunk octopus whenever he did play. Being Scottish, I just assumed he was a smack head. Then I thought perhaps he has AIDS, or maybe just HIV?
However now rumours have emerged that Dazzler needs to be kept away from the training ground. It’s obvious. He is either a vampire or a zombie. Pale. Gaunt. Red eyes. Terrible facial hair. Police have issued the following guidelines.
1. If there are reports of Darren Fletchers in the area - always travel in groups of 3 or more
2. If you see a Darren Fletcher – approach with extreme caution
3. If a Darren Fletcher becomes aggressive – distract by throwing an Arsenal shirt in it’s general direction
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