XI series: Sexual Innuendo XI

GK: Fabian Assmann

This Argentine goalkeeper, who currently plays for Independiente, has been given the nickname Billy Gun.  (by me)

LB: Jullian Dicks

“Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.” – Sometimes football can be a sausage factory.

RB:Rod Fanni

Unflappable French right back for Olympique de Marseille has impressed in recent years. It’s no wonder that Wigan, Sunderland and Newcastle have been eyeing up a bit of Fanni.

CB: Danny Shittu

Journeyman Shittu, now at Millwall, has always been know for his strength and squeezing things out of tight situations…I made the last bit up.

CB:Milan Fukal

Former Czech international, who once had trials at Leeds and Manchester City, has spent all his career in either his homeland or Germany doing, you guessed it…playing football. He is a professional you know!

LW:Christian Fuchs

The Austrian Wing-back and  Manchester United target was forced to stay at his current club this season because, apparently,  Schalke just don’t give a fuchs.

RW:Brian Pinas 

Pinas Joined Newcastle’s youth team at a young age but struggled to ‘fit-in’. He just din’t fill the hole Newcastle needed…In his homeland of Holland however he managed to slide in nicely.

CM: Wang Dong

All-action China international, now 31, has spent almost all his career at Changchun Yatai. He’s a big fan of skiing.

CM: Andre Muff

Capped twice for his country (Switzerland) Muff has had to retire at 29 because of injury. his career had dried-up. The walls just collapsed around him after he was constantly battered by defenders week-in-week-out. He’s lucky that he never had to play against Dicks.

FW: Stefan Kuntz

Euro ’96 party pooper. What a ****

FW: David Goodwillie

Since joining Blackburn last year some fans would agree that he should change  his first syllable of his surname to ‘bad’

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