A Crap Poem about football blogging…

Another Crap poem for you. No doubt you won’t enjoy it.

I wish I was a Redknapp!

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Barca Game: Xavi is a god, adore, adore.

New Twitter post: Praise Xavi some more.

Wiki stat’s for Lionel Messi,

but, go on to read about Baresi

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Publish a mildly humorous video.

Listen to five live on the radio.

Make lunch and a cuppa tea.

Play football manager, fuck it’s half three.

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Moan about Jermain Defoe

Worthless Poll: Friend or foe, friend or foe.

Think up a Heskey joke.

Realise you are a joke.

Go back on Twitter.

Post the joke anyway.

Get a mention: you’re a twat.

Open word, do a poem.

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