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VIDEO: One Direction Star Louis Tomlinson Floored by Gabriel Agbonlahor

Rake thin One Direction star Louis Tomlinson suffered a forgetful moment at Park Head when he was clattered into by Gabriel Agbonlahor Tomlinson’s misfortune occurred whilst playing in a legends charity match to celebrate the career of the now retired former Celtic and Aston Villa footballer Stiliyan Petrov. In attempting to make what should have been a basic clearance, Tomlinson proceeded to get his matchstick legs in a twist as Agbonlahor closed in to block him. Cue the impact and Tomlinson ... Continue Reading →
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ITS Funny Video Of The Week: Epic Clearance Fail!

The In The Stands funny video of the week sees two Corinthians defenders totally screw-up what should have been a straight forward clearance away from goal! The incident occurred during Corinthian’s Campeonato Brasileiro clash with rivals Vasco Da Gama. Deep into injury-time and with the scores at one-a-piece, nervous Corinthians defenders tried desperately to secure their 1-1 draw…a little too desperately for that as they last ditch efforts to prevent Vasco scoring was something you’d ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Lionel Messi & Mario Balotelli Meet Pope Francis!

Lionel Messi and Mario Balotelli shared a smile and a joke with Pope Francis ahead of a friendly between Argentina and Italy. The Pontiff greeted both Italy and Argentina’s football squads ahead of a mouthwatering friendly between the two nations at Rome’s Stadio Olimpico. The new Pope then spoke movingly about the need for all the players to take their celebrity status seriously and realize the power of influence they have over thousands and thousands of people, particularly young children. ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Diving & Cheating Luis Suarez Stars In ‘The Office’ Advert!

Luis Suarez is the star of the show in a hilarious ‘the office’ style advert doing the rounds In the 1 minute ad the Liverpool ace is seen working combatively in an office whilst at the same time seeking to get one over his co-workers by, well…you guessed it, cheating, scheming, diving, feigning and just being a damn nuisance. But that is not really an accurate satirical portrayal on ‘the Cannibal’s’ antics is it? Nah, thought not! Tweet Continue Reading →
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Chelsea Captain John Terry To Sign For Hull…NOT

Nope it is not true, its just a clever roost to draw you in so that you can read a rather tame article which tells you about nothing. Hey, but do not blame us here at In The Stands. It was The Sun who ran with the headline ‘John Terry wants to sign for Hull’ only to tell stunned readers several lines later that ‘Hull’ is actually a £430,000 yacht the Chelsea captain is staying in whilst on holiday. Apparently he wants to buy it?! A source quoted by the red top paper said: ... Continue Reading →

Freddie Said A Naughty Word…

Ummmm, naughty Freddie Ljungberg said the S word on Match Of The Day 2 at about 11pm last night…. For those who were offended, try going to a football game. If you’re a parent of a kid who saw it, be a better parent – they shouldn’t be awake that late. Football is a sweary sport motherfuckaaaas! Tweet Continue Reading →

Never Forget: Fulham’s 2008 Great Escape

69 Minutes gone and Fulham are 2-0 to Manchester City on the 16th of April 2008. As it stands Fulham’s destiny next season is the Championship… After a shocking 12 Months as April 2008 approached. Fulham find themselves with a record of only four home wins, zero away wins and three points from safety. A priceless away win against relegation rivals Birmingham early in the Month – with goals from McBride and Nevland, gave them a lifeline… But this was thrown away a week later ... Continue Reading →

In The Stands: Never Forget – No.3 Paul Gascoigne

In The Stands’ weekly feature – Never Forget – delves into the archives to pay homage to the stars who have transcended the ‘beautiful game’ over the past 15 years. In our third instalment we look at the legendary English midfield maestro Paul Gascoigne. Everyone knows ‘Gazza’; that’s Paul John Gascoigne the now retired English football legend who had spells with Newcastle United, Rangers and Italian giants Lazio to name but a few clubs. Gazza was blessed with ... Continue Reading →

Never Forget: No. 2 Dennis Bergkamp

In the second instalment of our hugely popular ‘Never Forget’ series In The Stands looks at Arsenal and Holland legend Dennis Nicolaas Maria Bergkamp. “Dennis is the best player I have ever played with as a partner. It is a dream for a striker to have him in the team with you,” Thierry Henry once said of his former striker partner. You’d struggle to get a better description of the Dutchman, although Ian Wright comes close. “He’s the messiah. We told him ... Continue Reading →

Never Forget – No1. Zinedine Zidane

In The Stands’ new weekly feature – Never Forget – delves into the archives to pay homage to the stars who have transcended the ‘beautiful game’ over the past 15 years. In our first installment we look at the legendary Zinedine Zidane. Zinedine Yazid Zidane, otherwise known as ‘Zizou’, is a footballer no football fan will ever forget. His exquisite touch, deft movements, dizzying pirouettes, silky control, eye-bulging technique and ability to pull off the extraordinary ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Mario Balotelli Nike Barbershop Advert!

Mario Balotelli is the star of a hilarious new Nike advert set in a barbershop! The Manchester City ace is looking for a style he wants to, quote, ‘be remembered’ for having assumed his seat in the Barber’s chair. One-by-one ‘Super Mario’ is given a makeover ranging from Ronaldinho’s mullet, Brazilian Ronaldo’s famous pie-o-chauffeur look of 2002, Neymar’s long greasy locks, and most surprising of all Colombian legend Carlos Valderrama’s haystack. Still ... Continue Reading →

Video: Paul Merson Reaction To Manchester City 3-2 Queens Park Rangers

The video has been an explosive hit around and the world and now you can watch it for yourself with ITS; Paul Merson’s hilarious reaction to Manchester City’s 3-2 win over Queens Park Rangers on Sky Sports We all know how the greatest ever ending to a Premier League season panned out with Edin Dzeko and Sergio Aguero grabbing two injury-time goals to overturn a 2-1 deficit into a title-winning 3-2 victory. Clearly the thrill and sheer entertainment took its toll on Paul Merson! Classic ... Continue Reading →