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The latest ITS Wag of The Week is Melissa Satta the underwear model girlfriend of AC Milan midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng who has recently revealed the former Portsmouth star gets injured because he has too much sex!
Prince Boateng has been hampered by a series of niggling injuries mainly to his thigh having started just 15 games for the Rossoneri this season.
And seeking to clarify the reason as to why the German-born midfielder has spent more times on the sidelines than on the pitch, girlfriend Melissa Satta raised a few eyebrows.
“The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to 10 times a week!” she told Vanity Fair Magazine.
“I’m afraid that’s the reason for the strain,” the 25-year-old American added before going to explain the salacious details as men everywhere drooled uncontrollably.
“I hate foreplay,” Satta revealed. “I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control!”
People have complained that this website is dominated by WAG’s – so to counteract our lager-swigging, tit staring, lad-mad reading hard exterior shell, we have decided to give something back to the ladies…
Andy Andrew Cole break it down…
"this is me, thinking about stuff"
And don’t worry ladies…
"Just posing, I got this shit"
FIFA President Sepp Blatter got into the groove at the Ballon d’Or awards on Monday by performing a funky hip dance with ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ pop sensation Shakira.
Emerging from the back to present an award, Blatter instantly became the envy of the room when he rather salaciously performed a hip dance alongside Shakira.
Female On-lookers watched in embarrassment whilst men everywhere were filled with envy presumably wondering how a man who once said that female footballers should ‘sex-up’ their game by ‘wearing tighter shorts’ as part of their kit.
Who says bad guys come last?!
Nude pictures of Robbie Savage stripped naked for Cosmopolitan Magazine to publicise testicular cancer awareness and send women everywhere drooling have been released.
The former Leicester City, Birmingham and Derby ace-turned-BBC-pundit and columnist threw his kit off in a bid to raise awareness for testicular cancer.
“Everyman’s testicular cancer campaign is close to my heart,” he said. “My friend John Hartson found a lump, but put off seeing a doctor for three years – it nearly cost him his life.”
In a striking pose – done of course in Savage’s macho, almost, camp-like manner – the Strictly Come Dancing star seemingly does a good job in enticing the ladies and showing off his fake tan as well as his admittedly rather firm six pack.
All we can say is, errrr…good on you Robbie. Now what’s the next article…
With an evil grin we at In The Stands have rummaged through our video archives to showcase what must be the worst female goalkeeper ever as woman’s football gets scrutinized!
We do not know her name – and frankly we don’t care, but we certainly do enjoy watching the video.
Not for the eye candy, rather for the sheer haplessness of the blond-headed U17 girl between the sticks. Watch it for yourselves in amazement but please keep those kitchen jokes bottled up!
Manchester City midfielder Samir Nasri stole the headlines during his sides 2-1 defeat to Napoli n Tuesday night by sporting a pair of brightly coloured underpants! N/H
The image immediately went viral as the Frenchman prepared to make his appearance from the City bench.
Just who wears pants or, better still ‘boxers’ like those worn by Nasri is anybody’s guess!
Maybe they are his lucky ones, in which case it clearly had little effect as Roberto Mancini’s men crashed to a 2-1 and face UEFA Champions League elimination.
The name is Fico, Raffaella Fico and she is the girlfriend of Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli.
Life just does not get any better for Manchester City’s striker Mario Balotelli who after weighing in with a heroic performance during his side’s 6-1 thrashing of city rivals Manchester United, has been seen in-and-around the city lapping up the adulation coming his way with his 23-year-old stunner on his arm.
Her name is Raffaella Fico. The Cercola-born model reportedly also had a fling with Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo in 2009 before meeting Balotelli this summer with the pair striking up a seemingly good relationship.
Beautiful but odd best describes Raffaella Fico who, after appearing in the Italian version of Big Brother in 2008, famously auctioned her virginity for one million euros!
“I am putting up for auction my virginity for one million euros,” Fico revealed in September 2008 as men (and women) everywhere drooled uncontrollably.
Meet In The Stands’ WAG of the week Macarena Lemos. She is only the ex-girlfriend of Barcelona superstar Lionel Messi and she has an interesting story to tell! Read on…
Macarena Lemos, a young model, claims that Lionel Messi’s mother threatened to deck her with a frying pan whilst she was seeing the two-time World Player of The Year!
Lemos, now 20, briefly dated Messi when she was aged 14 and he aged 18 and described an eye-opening story whereby she was confronted in an electronics hardware store by none other than Lionel Messi’s very angry mother!
“She was following me and taking photos until I turned around and asked her what was going on,” the model told popular Argentine TV programme Telenoche.
“That’s when she started insulting me. What was she doing there in the electronics section, with a frying pan in her hand? She was following me with a telephone and a frying pan!”
Chelsea defender Ashley Cole has let his gigantic libido get the better of him once again as he bedded a backup dancer for Rihanna at his marital home in Surrey.
The news, broken by The Sun is sure to shock ex-wife Cheryl Cole who is rumoured to be contemplating taking her ex-husband back after the couple’s acrimonious split.
Cole allegedly met red-haired sisters Carla and Melissa Howe at private Central London club Jet Black before both were asked to ‘showcase’ their dancing skills outside their house on Tuesday as Ashley Cole’s driver watched on.
One of the sisters – Melissa – was then whisked away to spend the night with the Chelsea defender at his marital home in Godalming, Surrey, where, what the couple got up to is anybodies guess!
“The way she was chosen was sick, but she says she had a really great time with Ashley,” a friend close to Melissa Howe, 21, told The Sun.
Colombian singer and dancer Shakira was the centre of attention as she helped open up the Kiev Olympic Stadium in Ukraine – scene of next summer’s Euro 2012 final.
The singer was accompanied by Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovich who made a political speech celebrating his countries achievements as the footballing world descends on Ukraine and Poland next summer.
“With this stadium, Ukraine will organise a worthy Euro 2012,” Yankuovich told the assembled crowd amidst an extraordinary display of fireworks and a unique performance of ‘Waka Waka‘ – the official World Cup 2010 theme song sung by Shakira herself.
The stadium looks pretty amazing as the short video below chronicles beautifully.
Ten woman who allegedly slept with Manchester United and England star Rio Ferdinand have been named.
The list was compiled by a legal team determined to expose Ferdinand as a serial cheat and blow apart his breach of privacy claim against a certain respected newspaper.
Such allegation – for that is what they are at present are sure to rile the defender who just married his wife Rebecca Ellison in 2009.
We at In The Stands have no idea exactly who these ten ‘lovers’ are, although scouring the photo archives, must admit that if true, Rio, well…did well! Of course his wife may not say the same thing.
The full ‘who’s-who’ list (as published by the Sun) is as follows:
- Carly Storey, aged 32.
- Pop Idol contestant Sarah Whatmore.
- Brazilian model Tatiane Rosalino, who was on a magazine shoot with him.
- Virgin air hostess Lauren Alcorn, who claimed he paid £7,500 for an abortion during a five-year fling.
We at In The Stands almost spat our coffee’s out in horror upon learning the requirements both financially and materially Cheryl Cole has placed on ex-husband Ashley Cole in order to secure a dramatic reunion.
So you want Cheryl Cole back then do you Ash? Here is what you have to do… According to the Sun, in order for the Chelsea fullback to take up Cheryl’s hand again, he must buy and get her:
- · A lavish new family home so they can quit the Surrey mansion they shared when he cheated on her.
- A hi-tech recording studio esigned to Cheryl’s exact specifications.
- A brand new lush pad n Los Angeles which they can use as a bolthole to escape the public eye (and allow Cheryl to relaunch her flagging US career.
- A new wedding and honeymoon.
- A brand new ring which must outshine the previous two (which cost £150,000 and £160,000 respectively).
- Allow his mother-in-law move back in with them.
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