I know, it’s been a while.

I’d love to say I was doing Uni work, but well…

Anyway, with John Terry seemingly desperate to not win a World Cup by shagging international teammate’s girlfriends, I’ve had a think about what else the England squad could do to ruin our best ever chance for World Cup glory, add your own…

1. Appoint Wayne Rooney as team dietician. Kebabs, pies and Carling may be Mr Rooney’s spinach, but not for everyone.

2. Allow the WAGs to be as important as the players. Again

3. Take either of the Neville brothers.

4. Paul Gascgoine as recreational events coordinator. I know I play brilliantly after a night of cocaine, prostitues and hard liqour.

5. Rio Ferdinand dog-fighting, anyone? Not Rio fighting a dog, just organising the fights.

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