5 Weird and Wonderful Goal Celebrations

This weekend Jimmy Bullard mimicked Phil Brown’s ridiculous team talk putting Tanfastic’s #1 customer firmly in his place. It’s one of the best callbacks I’ve seen in months so here’s a few celebrations that benefit from a bit of background reading.

5. Fowler’s “Traditional Cameroonian Grass Eating” Celebration

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Gerard Houllier actually tried to claim Rigobert Song had taught Fowler this traditional African celebration after the Liverpool player was fined £60 000 for this celebration. I’ve never seen anyone snort cocaine or eat grass but I know which this was meant to be.

Robbie agrees with me, he later said that he was reacting to allegations of drug abuse from Everton fans.

4. Klinsmann Dive

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On scoring his debut goal for Tottenham Klinsmann responds to criticism of his diving tactics. And they say the Germans don’t have a sense of humour.

3. Bellamy practices his swing

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This was Bellamy’s responce to allegations that he’d attacked team mate, John Arne Riise with a golf club while training in Portugal. The fact that John Arne Riise escaped without any injuries is why I’m on Bellamy’s side for once.

2. Half-Time Team Talk


Jimmy Bullard Goal Celebration – BEST ANGLE!!! .m4vClick here for another funny movie.

“Cheeky chappy” Jimmy Bullard puts Jon Culshaw and Alistair McGowan to shame with this impression.

1. Gazza’s Dentist’s Chair

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Before Euro 96 the England team were accused of lacking professionalism after being photographed in Hong Kong on a night of heavy drinking. The criticism focussed on photographs of Gazza and Teddy Sheringham playing a drinking game called the Dentist’s chair. The rules are pretty much explained by the video above.

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