This week the age old melody banter between two sets of fans. Thats right football chants. Obviously there are some offensive corkers we have left out, but the ones we left in are equally class. Enjoy!!

10. ‘Nani are you ok, are you ok Nani’

- Man yoo fans to Nani, in the tune of MJ’s Smooth Criminal.

9.”You’re just a fat Eddie Murphy”

- Toon fans to then Charlton’s Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink.

8. “We’ve got DiCanio, you’ve got out stereo’s”

- West Ham fans to those theiving Liverpool fans.

7. “Who needs Mourinho, we’ve got our physio!”

- Scunthorpe fans pay tribute to manager Nigel Adkins, the club’s old physio.

6. He’s blond, he’s slick, his name’s a porno flick”

- Arsenal fans on Emmanuel Petit, oh la, la.

5. We’ll Deep fat fry your Pizza”

- A gourmet for any Italian on their trip to Scotland.

4. “One job on teesside, There’s only one job on teesside”

- Former Boro striker, the only person close to employment.

3. “Two Andy Gorams, There’s only two Andy Gorams”

- After being diagnosed with skitzophrenia, the Celtic fan’s couldn’t help themselves.

2. Don’t blame it on the Biscan, don’t blame it on the Hamann, don’t blame it on the Finnan, blame it on Traoré. He just can’t, he just can’t, he just can’t control his feet…”

- To the tune of Jackson 5 – blame it on the boogie – about a player notorious for his own goals. Our homage to him( here).

1. “When the ball hits your head while you sit in row Z / That’s Zamora!”

- (To the tune of That’s Amore), about the striker known for missing the target. (as we see bellow)

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