For this week’s top 10 we have for you 10 of the worst badges you are likely to see on a football shirt. Some rude, some crude and some that are just shit.

10. Wycombe Wanderers

A swan that’s into bondage? Come on now Wanderers, we don’t wanna see some saucy bird who loves her whips and chains.

9. AS Bari

I feel hungry… and I can’t figure out why, infact I have got this craving for some cornflakes….strange.

8. Sampdoria

This was based on a sailor in profile mode. Well they failed at that, it looks like a a Sherlock homes dog. Bow wow wow.

7. SS Manfredonia Calcio

“Aww isn’t that cute, a baby dolphin playing football” – NO NO NO!!

6. Columbus Crew

The crew’s badge is basically three men who are potentially fireman strippers. If this was not on a football shirt I would think it was an advert for a hen night.

5. Calcio Catania

The makers of this badge must have been on drugs or something. Firstly is an oversized old-school ball necessary? and secondly why, oh why is Nelly the elephant poking her head over the crest.

4. Depotiva Wanka

We love D.Wanka at in the stands, and I think you can work out why. Their badge is however the biggest piece of shit ever, not only does it tell us not to worry, but also it looks like the designer whipped this up in 0.0000003 seconds.

3. FC Kaiserslautern

I think it’s pretty obvious why this is on the list. But for those who are a bit slow…It basically says fuck, te, he, he.

2. FC cologne

I really like the emblem of Koln, but this goat seems to really, really like it,   it’s giving it some sexual healing.

1. Newell’s old Boys

Firstly the design is terrible and secondly it says nob – A worthy,  worthy winner.

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