This week’s top 10 of the week is the top 10 football sex scandals taken from the inter-web We all know about the lavish and promiscuous lives some footballers and those associated lead, so here is our top 10 of those scandals but beware it’s not safe for work or those under 18. You have been warned…

10. Martin Edwards… Prostitutes, peeping and affairs

Despite being married for over 30 years, former Manchester United chairman was no stranger to controversy surrounding his personal life. According to IC Newcastle he has spent some time with ladies of the night as well as having affairs. He eventually resigned from the Manchester United board following details of getting cautioned for being a peeping tom became public.

9. Dwight Yorke and Mark Bosnich… cross dressing orgy

Dwight Yorke secretly filmed himself and Bosnich with four women in what can only be described as a cross dressing orgy. in it is Yorke having sex with one woman, while Bosnich leered at him from behind wearing a skirt, while getting another woman to spank him with S+M equipment to complete the bizarre tape. In the end Yorke threw out the tape and a Sun reader found it and exposed it to the world.

8. Wayne Rooney… and the prostitutes

In his teens Wayne visited a brothel in the backstreets Liverpool, a number of times and on one occasion another punter asked “What are YOU doing here?” and Wayne replied: “Same as you, la’.” Rooney is alleged to have paid £45 per visit and this included one time when he slept with a mother of seven, 52 year old granny dubbed Auld Slapper. Wayne even signed an autograph for one of the strippers which read; “To Charlotte, I sh*gged u on 28 Dec. Loads of Love. Wayne Rooney.” Classy

7. John Terry… serial cheater

I feel really sorry for John’s wife who has stuck with him despite him cheating on her at least 8 times. The latest was with the young lady shown above and within a few hours of meeting, as The Sun puts it so delightfully ‘The Chelsea captain let 17-year-old Jenny Barker perform a sex act in a car park.’ Read the full story here, he is a very naughty boy.

6. Ashley Young… and his webcam fun

Ashley Young a couple of years back used to get his kicks by, shall we say exposing and playing with himself on webcam. The young lady on the other side had the decency to sell this story and the article is well worth the read. For someone so young his mind is very filthy, horny teenagers eh…

5. Ronaldo… and the three transvestite prostitutes

The BBC reports that shortly after dropping off his girlfriend, (fat) Ronaldo decided to pick up 3 prostitutes on his way home. At the motel he soon discovered to his horror that the women with whom he was going to have sex with were actually men. The prostitutes then proceeded to try to extort money from the three time world player of the year. Ronaldos choice of looks should be questioned as one of them is not pretty in the slightest and strangely looks a bit like him.

4. Three Sunderland Players… Roasting a 16 year old

In fairness to keeper Ben Alnwick, winger Liam Lawrence and striker Chris Brown (all who have now left the club) they didn’t know she was 16 but thats really something you should check, especially before you film it. Niall Quinn and Roy Keane were said to be furious at the video which contains six men in total performing sex acts on the girl and on themselves and also had Match of the day style commentary throughout from Brown.

3. Dyer, Lampard and Ferdinand…having some fun in Cyprus

After missing out on Euro2000 Frank Lampard, Rio Ferdinand and Keiron Dyer went to Ayia Napa to take their minds off not getting picked. Following a drinking session, the boys picked up some women at a burger bar before taking them back to their hotel room and filming everything. After the episode the women went to the tabloids in England, sold their stories for thousands, leaving the footballers regretting the whole thing. Read Rio’s views on it here and watch the famous video here.

2. Stefan Postma… and his kinky Mrs

Stefan Postma, we all remember him don’t we. The former Aston Villa keeper had a sex-tape with his wife make its way to the internet. Doesn’t sound too bad does it. Only thing is he is getting sodomised by his wife with a strap-on, hard. As she bums him he encourages his wife to screw him harder by yelling things like ‘That is so f*ckin Horny!’ and ‘Yeah! I f*ckin love it!’ To see the video click here. The release of this sex-tape reportedly led to him leaving the country hastily but we may be seeing him soon with Sheffield United…

1. FC Thun… seven players and a 15 year old groupie

Twelve men were involved in an orgy with a young lady (sounds like the most ridiculous sausage fest ever), however a big problem was this young lady was only 15, below the age of consent in Switzerland. It ended up that one player was fined for admitting to kissing the girl and seven other players involved (current and former) were fined for being found guilty of having sexual relations with a minor. Read more here

Honourable mentions go to
-David Beckham and Rebecca Loos
-Micah Richards and his mate
-Leroy Lita
-and lastly Sven and Faria Alam

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