Soccer Saturday Drinking Game! – because you didn’t wanna go out this saturday night anyway !

Official rules!

-  Every time a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be
imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e.”he’s hit the beans on toast”!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: – Last person to shout out ‘Mackerel’ takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out ‘Football’ takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says ‘Stevie Gerrard’:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an ‘A Trialist’ joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and ‘Goal of the Season’ are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher ‘The Good Doctor’:- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: – 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says “its unbelievable Jeff”, all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions “dancing in the streets of TNS: – 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says “its Doom and Gloom at…” – 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team ‘Keith’ is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says “ohh, Sally will be pleased” :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy/ Joey Barton (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out ‘Cobblers’ :- shot of Jager
- Whenever the Gareth Barry affair/scandal is mentioned :- shot of jager
- Whenever a James Brown related joke is made :- Last person to sing ‘I feel good’ must down drink
- Whenever the James Brown statue dances :- Last person to dance along must have shot of tequila.
- Anytime anyone mentions United missing Ronaldo or Tevez:- 1 shot of Portuguese / Argie Firewater.
- Any talk of Man City ‘buying the title’:- down your beer.

ITS additional rules

- Any talk of a team breaking the top 4 – Shot of beer

- It is mentioned that Cappello should keep an eye on this player for the world cup – 3 shots of beer

- Talk of a player going to South Africa – shot of spirit

(anymore suggestions please add to comments !!!!!!!!!!!)

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